Despite Forlani’s meager appearances in Mallrats
, she would go on to perform in Basquiat
the following year.
Anyway, none of the aforementioned people have the best line in the film. Instead, the fat guy who generally plays a bully – and know I have no idea what his name actually is – but here stares at some 3-d art work for the duration of the film has that title. When a group of school kids comes up and are able to see what the fatty’s been attempting to conjure visually, one of the little on says he sees a schooner. The guy’s response, heavily dependent upon proper delivery, is “You dumb bastards, it’s a sailboat.” To which the kid replies, “A schooner is a sailboat, stupid head.”